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Poster: user unknown Date: Oct 11, 2007 9:03am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: humor (non-dead)

I just hijacked this thread and carried it away to a kinder gentler place.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Oct 11, 2007 9:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: humor (non-dead)

..... and i know exactly which thread it landed on :)

some funny stuff in there

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Poster: Scrim Date: Oct 11, 2007 10:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: humor (non-dead)

Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A. Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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Q: What's the difference between light and hard?

A: You can get to sleep with a light on.

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: Oct 11, 2007 10:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: humor (non-dead)

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class:
“There are two things you need to succeed in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.” Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. “Now you must do the same,” he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

“Second,” the professor continued, “You must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this corpse’s anus, but licked my index finger?”

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Oct 11, 2007 5:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: humor (non-dead)

huh. but the guy was not dead, it was richard simmons

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